In a few moments, I’ll have been on earth for 31 years. For those scoring at home, that is 11,315 days, 271, 560 hours and 16,293,600 minutes. As my Mom reminded me this morning, it was a long labor. I can appreciate that. But, she deserved it because she was mad I wasn’t a girl.
It was very cool to have a card which read “Daddy” on it waiting for me to open this morning.
Here are some more quick stats to commemorate on this big day:
Kraft Mac N’ Cheese Dinners Consumed: 1,352
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups Destroyed: 3,380
White Sox Games Attended: 108
Miles Run: 17, 680
UIC athletic events attended: 1,053
Make Out Sessions With Molly: 19,321
Honeymoon Babies Produced: 1
If you would like a count on other activities, reply here and I’ll crunch the numbers. Happy 4th of July!