WELCOME TO THE WORLD: Congrats to SulliPal Scott Garrett and his wife Kristy who welcomed little Audrey into the world in Manhattan, Kansas. Audrey, your parents and big brother will take great care of you.
FUN STORY: My Uncle Mike provides many “forwards” which arrive in my e-mail inbox each day. Most are clever. I especially enjoyed this one as it relates to youngsters…
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other outside the operating room.
The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m pretty nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice-cream. It’s a breeze.”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A circumcision.”
The second kid says, “Whoa, Good luck, buddy! I had that done when I was born….Couldn’t walk for a year!!….